Found on an advice board

I need help

I am getting married in three months and I have 9 of my 10 maids of honor already asked. The problem is my sister. She is excessively obese and I fear her presence will ruin the pictures so I was going to ask her to be a hostess instead. She has been asking about dresses and stuff and I keep putting her off. What would be the nicest way to do it. I really want my wedding to be special, I mean I am going to remember it forever. Thanks.
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My response---

Subhater The problem is my sister

The problem is that even though she's your sister your still willing to relegate her to the background because your ashamed that people will see your fat sister in your pictures and gross everyone out or will it just gross you out? Or your ashamed that someone who shares DNA with you has the dreaded fat? The only thing you can do is be honest.

Tell her that because she has a weight problem you see her as less of a human being and as such you want her to go hide somewhere when the camera comes out. In fact why not just give her a coupon for Pizza Hut that day and get her to take a miss on the whole thing.

So fucking cruel ..The horrible shit is I know people like you exist and are so vain . One day sister your going to wake up and your man is going to make a little joke about the cottage cheese that's growing on your thighs and your world will fall apart and your going to start to have an inkling of what your sister feels like 24 hours a day.

No my mistake you'll be to busy rushing to get Lipo done while your sister will be out living her life and trying to get over the fact that her closest blood relative doesn't love her because she's fat....