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A meme I can get behind .

Instructions: (from The Very Good Taste Blog)

1) Copy this list into your blog or journal, including these instructions.
2) Bold all the items you’ve eaten.
3) Cross out any items that you would never consider eating.
4) Optional extra: Post a comment here at www.verygoodtaste.co.uk linking to your results.



First Meme I've ever done. You finally got me.


1. Venison
2. Nettle tea-Nope
3. Huevos rancheros
4. Steak tartare I love it so much. Can't find it in Canada
5. Crocodile Very center of the tail is kinda like lobster, the rest is like rubbery chicken. I've had good sausages made out of gator..in Disney World of all Places( that cool seafood place EPCOT has in the living seas
6. Black pudding
7. Cheese fondue
8. Carp
9. Borscht
10. Baba ghanoush
11. Calamari
12. Pho( if it's weird and from southeast Asia I've eaten it. I can see this is going to be a very bold post.On that however, Pho is not at all weird it's like a hot spicy breakfast soup noodle.I ate it for breakfast anyway. Pho rocks )
13. PB&J sandwich
14. Aloo gobi-It's curried potatoes and cauliflower-How can you not have tried it?
15. Hot dog from a street cart Hello NYC in the house!
16. Epoisses-No, but I love European Cheese. I just haven't gotten to it yet.
17. Black truffle- More expensive then gold.
18. Fruit wine made from something other than grapes-Oy, I lived in Woodstock NY when i was young. A big yes and a slightly nauseous lurch
19. Steamed pork buns- Oh, god I love them so.
20. Pistachio ice cream-Of course
21. Heirloom tomatoes- Funky Tomatoes? Of course what snooty New York organic chef hasn't
22. Fresh wild berries
23. Foie gras - Killing me here . So hungry. Tortured Goose Liver?... Yes please.
24. Rice and beans
25. Brawn, or head cheese On a dare yes, My wife used to eat that shit. I only hate two things. People who are insensitive to other cultures and the Dutch. Damn Dutch wife.
26. Raw Scotch Bonnet pepper- Yes and I paid. I was cooking Jerk Chicken and I almost freakin died. By the way I also suggest you stay away from ornamental peppers. Those sumbitches are ornamental for a reason.
27. Dulce de leche
28 Oysters
29. Baklava
30. Bagna cauda-Italian hot sauce it's like you people aren't even trying.
31. Wasabi peas
32. Clam chowder in a sourdough bowl funny or sadly enough the first time I tried this was also in Disney world
33. Salted lassi - I fucking love Lassi- Salted with Rosewater, melon whatever cold yogurt on a hot day is like manna from heaven
34. Sauerkraut
35. Root beer float
36. Cognac with a fat cigar- a Cohiba Churchill no less. Not that Honduran shit either.
37. Clotted cream tea Oh God yes. <- I agree
38. Vodka jelly/Jell-O
39. Gumbo
40. Oxtail
41. Curried goat .
42. Whole insects -On purpose and accidentally as well. Everyone can technically answer yes to this one. When do we get to the fetal duck eggs?
43. Phaal-Hot curry isn't my favorite ..Good with Lamb on a hot day though. For some reason hot curry cools you on a hot day. Could just be me.
44. Goat’s milk -Goat Milk cheese is like crack too
45. Malt whisky from a bottle worth £60/$120 or more- usually one in my Kitchen
46. Fugu- I was honor bound to by someone treating me as a guest in Osaka . You can safely pass on the FUGU . I would NEVER do it again. Eating fugu is just stupid, the taste is not stupendous and it can kill you.
47. Chicken tikka masala
48. Eel
49. Krispy Kreme original glazed doughnut - Can someone remind my wife that when she talks about ex boyfriends they are not ex SO's they are just ex boyfriends. Or they should just be referred to as " people she dated before me"
50. Sea urchin-The best Sushi
51. Prickly pear
52. Umeboshi
53. Abalone
54. Paneer-LOVE ALL INDIAN CHESE& BREAD
55. McDonald’s Big Mac Meal -Thousands before I had my friggen stomach removed. Which I probably had to have done just becuase of the fucking Big Mac Meals. Not for years though.
56. Spaetzle
57. Dirty gin martini
58. Beer above 8% ABV I live in Canada.
59. Poutine I live in Canada
60. Carob chips Ick when I was dieting
61. S’mores
62. Sweetbreads- Oh man the best I ever had was in Venezuela. Worth getting off the boat in Caracas for that alone.
63. Kaolin "I always thought that Kaolin was rocks, so no".- I thought it was a silca based pesticide so no for me too.
64. Currywurst - "I don't even want to know"- I'm with you baby .
65. Durian Like smelly nasty fruity awesome cheesy crack Nasty fruit.
66. Frogs’ legs- taste like Chicken
67. Beignets, churros, elephant ears or funnel cake" If God were real, these would be staples." - Again I agree with Jen
68. Haggis- Would you believe I have a can of Haggis in the cupboards actually two vans one is vegetarian Haggis. Canned haggis . I don't think that will be anything but decorative. Yes, I've had the stuff.
69. Fried plantain
70. Chitterlings, or andouillette
71. Gazpacho
72. Caviar and blini
73. Louche absinthe Not all it's cracked up to be- I'm going to go with my wuife on this one. Booring . even the stuff in Holland isn't all that serious.
74. Gjetost, or brunost-No, I love Norway and love cheese I just never got to it.
75. Roadkill -Yes, and Mom I will never forgive you from making me eat that shit that Ed found. My tong tasted funny for a week., Bad venison is fucking nasty bad.
76. Baijiu- Rice wine!
77. Hostess Fruit Pie-Apple and I prefer Drakes to Hostess. Table talk is good as well
78. Snail-I fucking love Escargot
79. Lapsang souchong-Chinese tea
80. Bellini
81. Tom yum -Thai Shrimp and Chicken soup! This is like a walk through my favorite vacations
82. Eggs Benedict
83. Pocky - Japanese Cookies.
84. Tasting menu at a three-Michelin-star restaurant. Thomas Keller no less
85. Kobe beef
86. Hare
87. Goulash
88. Flowers Dandelion salad etc..
89. Horse-Twice and there's nothing wrong with it.
90. Criollo chocolate- The stuff they make good chocolate liquor out of isn't it?
91. Spam I have some in the kitchen. Mostly to disgust my wife. .
92. Soft shell crab .-Yea,but I hate cooking the damn things. It's pretty cruel, toss em into a hot frying pan with some clarified butter and kick of wine. Plus the damn pan spits at you allot
93. Rose harissa-In Africa
94.Catfish- Ugly Fish of the gods- I had the best in a town in Missouri that has less people then read this blog
95. Mole poblano-I'm a New Yorker
96. Bagel and lox - I'm a NY Jew.
97. Lobster Thermidor-Oh god yes.
98. Polenta
99. Jamaican Blue Mountain coffee In Jamaica no less.
100. Snake-Rattlesnake even